Ursaphobia

13 September 2013 · 4 comments

While in Alaska last month, I confided in Kim that I’m terrified of bears. It’s true. All my life, I’ve been ursaphobic.

My fear of bears is a real problem when I go camping. Unless I’m in a large group, I’m always nervous — especially if the camping trip involves a long hike into remote territory. It’s also a problem any time I go to Alaska.

When I visited Alaska in 2010, I had a couple of close encounters with bears. The first time, we saw a group of bald eagles feeding on some grizzly corpses near the shoreline. (Yes, the bears were dead — killed by hunters on another boat — but I knew there were probably more around. And I had no doubt they wanted vengeance!)

Later in the trip, Mac and I took an uphill hike at a bay north of Sitka. The well-worn trail was covered with bear scat and clawed tree trunks. I was terrified the whole time, and very relieved to make it back to the boat in one piece.

Kim finds my fear of bears amusing. On the first day of our trip, she sent me the following, which she found on Facebook:

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So true. So true.

In Juneau, I paused for a photo op:

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I don’t want to live anywhere signs like this are needed.

I had a close call in Skagway. Fortunately, the bear was more interested in getting me to buy jewelry than eating me (or the tasty salmon in my backpack):

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That’s enough bear action for me to last several years. Now, of course, I’m in Ecuador, where there are no bears. There are only jaguars. I’m fine with jaguars. I like cats…

1 Jules September 13, 2013 at 08:52

Cute story and accompanying photos.

2 Babs September 13, 2013 at 16:08

You’re in good shape. You don’t have to outrun the bear, you just have to outrun your hiking partners.

3 JoDi September 14, 2013 at 06:35

Love that last picture. As soon as I saw the title of the post, I thought of this story:
http://www.lovemaegan.com/2013/08/our-first-run-in-with-mountain-wildlife.html

She’s a blogger who moved from LA to a home near a lake up in the hills, and her late night bear encounter is hilarious.

4 Aime Lopez September 14, 2013 at 07:06

I’m afraid of Cockroachs, I start screaming when I see one and RUN!!!!… :'( and I started to be afraid of Alligators, I had a dream that One HUGE Alligator wanted to attach my mom, and I was pulling him from his long tale but couldn’t move him…too scary dream… since then.. I can’t see them either… :(

I love cats and dogs!! ;) I have two LAZY cats and one CRAZY Pug :)

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