Kris comes home from work. I leave my computer to go visit.
Kris: Tell me you didn’t wear that shirt today.
J.D.: I wore this shirt today.
J.D.: What’s wrong with this shirt?
Kris: You look like a fat lumberjack.
Kris: Untuck it. [I untuck it.] That’s no good. Now you look like a fat lumberjack slob. Did you run the dishwasher?
J.D.: Oops. [I go run the dishwasher.]
Kris: Don’t tell me you forgot.
J.D.: I forgot.
J.D.: Why are we running the dishwasher again, anyhow? We just ran it last night.
Kris: Yes, but you made a salad.
Kris: Did you get cat food?
J.D.: But I fed the cats!
Ah, married life is pretty hilarious sometimes. For the husband, anyhow. Of course, everything can be made right by a trip to Gino’s for clams. Yum!