I can only justify this entry by reminding you that after Steve Irwin’s death, I was touched and saddened.
Enough of that.
Today we have Crocodile Hunter jokes collected from around the internet. (Inspired by this AskMetafilter thread.) They’re all variations on a theme. If you think you might be offended by these, you should go look at kittens.
Guess who’s singing at Steve Irwin’s funeral? Sting.
Steve Irwin’s Australia Zoo is now serving stingray. It’s Expensive, but Steve reckons “It’s to die for!”
Q: How many croc hunters does it take to capture a sting-ray?
A: Apparently more than one.
What were Steve Irwin’s favorite sunglasses? Ray Bans.
Did you hear that steve irwin died like he lived? With animals in his heart.
After Steve Irwin’s death we discovered Terri Irwin is pregnant. If it’s a boy, she’ll name him Ray — if it’s a girl, she’ll name her Barb!
How many respected biologists have been killed by stingrays? None.
Did you hear about Steve Irwin’s tombstone? It reads ‘Ray Sting Peace’.
What’s the difference between the Croc Hunter and Princess Di?
He brought his own camera crew.
And for the grand finale: Norm McDonald on The Daily Show.
Who knew Norm was so funny?
Okay, we can go back to being respectful now…